“Tonight on Tuned to Yesterday you will hear episodes of Quiet Please, CBS’s The Whistler, Escape, and the long-running Suspense.”
Nice line-up. A bit eerie, but nice.
“We begin with There Are Shadows Here, which originally aired on May 10, 1948, on the Mutual …”
At a dramatic news conference held early Sunday morning, US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, announced that he has written US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, demanding that the senior senator from New York, US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, investigate and take immediate action to rectify a long-overdue persistent problem.
When pressed for the object of his investigation, US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, revealed he, US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, was urging US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, investigate US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York.
“After reviewing the list of presidents, cabinet secretaries, assistant secretaries, undersecretaries, bureau chiefs, administrators, directors, agency heads, inspectors, congressional leaders, congressional back benchers, governors, state legislators, county executives, county legislators, mayors, city managers, aldermen, common counselors, and judges, I, Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, have discovered the only elected or appointed person I have not written to asking for an investigation during my long and glorious tenure in the US House of Representatives, 1981-1999, and my distinguished and progressive terms in the US Senate, 2000-present, is none other than US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York.”
“In light of this deplorable oversight, immediate action is a requisite to undo a terrible injustice,” stated US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York. “Therefore, I have written to US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, urging a probe to determine what went wrong in this disturbing case.”
US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, in his letter to US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, recommended the investigation begin with a hearing by the US Senate Committee on Rules and Administration. US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, is chairman of that Senate Committee in the 111th United States Congress. “I can’t think of anyone more qualified than US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, to lead the investigation of this paramount issue,” declared US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York.
“It’s not about me or my hubris,” US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, told the smattering of weekend media reporters, political pundits, network stringers, lobbyists from the securities and investment, law firms, real estate, entertainment, and insurance industries, as well as, toadies, minions, and cronies in attendance at the news conference. US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, revealed it is “about truth, justice, and the American way that has evolved into the politically correct and mandated multicultural mishmash that all, whether citizen, green card holder, or illegal alien, live.”
“Money is no object. I, Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, have never hesitated when it comes to spending tax dollars. The people deserve a complete investigation of US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, and they are going to get one. I don’t care how much money this investigation takes,” uttered US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York.
US Senator Schumer, D/NY, the senior senator from New York, concluded the meeting by insisting the investigation of US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, “is long overdue”.
The customary free coffee, donuts, and framed 8X10 autographed glossy prints of US Senator Chuck Schumer, D/NY, senior senator from New York, were available for all attendees at the remarkable event.
What the heck?
Damn radio alarm.
Oh well. It is time to face another day.
“You’re listening to the 6 AM news. At a dramatic news conference …”
