Dear diary,
It has been like a long couple of weeks. I have been so busy I like have not had time ta like update. Ma and Dad tells me someday I am gonna write a book bout things I did and like make money. So I hafta write somethings for the book now so I don’t forget later.
School is like the same. I get lots of smiley faces on my tests. The teachers is nice to. They gives smiley faces ta all the kids in my classs. We all get A+s. Even the dumb kids like Butch on ADHD who is mean and skips lots of times. The teachers like always tells us they like our ideas. I like when Butch skips. He like takes my lunch money then I hafta eat the lunch ladies food. I specially like Miss Pitts my homeroom teacher. I told my best friend Mike that she was cute. I got spended for that when the principle heard it. I spect Butch told him.
I am like happy that the school stopped giving homework ta raise a bar cuz have more time ta play and ta text. My Xbox 360 broke so I was like spending lots of time in the park after school using my Symphony 1.8 Power Kite until I get a new Xbox Ma got me with her credit card online soon after we get back from vacation. Oh. I will tell you about this trip later. And my iPhone be broke to. Bummer.
One day I gave my kite to my best friend, Timmy. I like to share my stuff with my friends, specially if I didn’t hafta pay for it. Like Timmy went ta the park on that windy day last week. When he got home he told me he lost the kite when a gust of wind suddenly snapped the string. I was like sad.
Then I like discovered Timmy did not tell me the whole truth. He like fibbed. Timmy fessed up a few days later. What really happened was that mean dumb kid Butch on ADHD pushed Timmy and like cut the line with a box cutter. Butch now has my Symphony 1.8 Power Kite. Butch is a pain in the you-know-what. Like he enjoys picking on me.
I asked Butch ta give it back to me. I like sent him a text message. I was afraid ta tell him ta his face.
Ma even told some of the other ladies on the block about my stolen kite. That did nothing ta get my kite back.
I heard that Butch was like in the park the other day with his gang. They were flying my kite. Talk about nerve. I’ll like never fly my Symphony 1.8 Power Kite again.
I like cried and like banged my head on the floor. Ma said that should ask my Uncle Sammy ta get me a new one. He tells me he is broke cuz he don’t work no more since he lost his really good job at MF Global and then gives inta me specially if I cry. She would like by me a new one with her credit card if that didn’t work. Believe me, thowin a fit works every time! I think I will get one of those Sojourn Box Kites. Like they are even more spensive and more better than the Symphony kind.
I hear my father tell Ma all the time she uses that card too much. He tells her they need ta make a budget. I don’t know what a budget thing is, but can tell I don’t like it. But they never make one of those and keep gettin so many things. I seen even Dad uses his card ta get things.
Now Butch is going around like laughing. Butch always does that ta me. Butch has a collection of slingshots. Some of my buddies like told me that Butch is making a supply of really big stones. He tells people he collects them like others do with stamps and coins like so ta buzz off. Butch told me lots of times ta mind my own business.
Like my other best friend, Joey, keeps telling me that we should beat him up. I keep telling my pal Joey that I am afraid ta do that. Joey like goes ta a dojo twice a week since a long time. Joey is more littler than me, but he is not afraid of Butch and his crew. I am like afraid that one of these days Joey will try ta sneak up on Butch and fight him with his karate chops. He did that ta a couple of Butch’s buddies in the past. Those kids blamed me. Butch like will blame me. I just know it.
I am goin on a vacation with my family. I will like miss some school. That breaks my heart, hahaha. I will still get more A+s. We are goin ta Hawaii again. It is not like near Aunt Martha’s house on Indian Lake where we go every summer. Ma says I was born there. Dad like laughs when she says that. Ma and Dad take me ta lots of trips. I get ta play and ta go on rides and like eat. We stay in nice hotels. Ma and Dad get ta use their credit cards even. Sometime like Dad gets all worked up over the credit card thing and budget. Ma tells him like it feels so good. He calms down.
I forget all bout Butch when I go away. I like always wish Butch would go far away for good. Maybe Joey will take care of Butch when I am gone. Got ta pack like now. Dad got a limo ta get us ta the airport early. He like used his credit card. Musta felt good. They told me that this like might be the last time ta go ta Hawaii cuz maybe I be in college next year I can’t go with them. I hope Butch goes to a different college.
This diary better get me ta make lots of money like later for my book or I spoze can get some of those credit cards cuz Dad said Uncle Sammy ain’t goin ta be round by like then probably.
I would tell you like Merry Christmas but it probably may hurt your feelins and that is like not gettin A+s. So bye until like next time. Whatever.
