The new Libyan government has a problem. Where do they bury a murdered former dictator? One official suggested storing the remains Muammar Gaddafi in a freezer for a few days, http://news.yahoo.com/gaddafi-burial-delayed-until-location-set-official-084432619.html, until a permanent site for interment is found.
Some sites are out of the question. Zuccoti Park is reserved for the living dead. Burial in The Meadowlands may uncover you-know-who. A cemetery is not included in Utica’s Master Plan.
There are two suitable areas located on the White House compound.
One alternative is to bury the stiff in the Rose Garden. The tyrant’s carcass will lay in rest with scores of other skeletons: Evergreen, Solyndra, Gunwalker, Recovery.gov, ACORN, Fisker Karma, 16 blue dogs, 32 czars, and 2.1 American million jobless citizens. The POTUS must act quickly if this is his decision. There is some space still remaining, but the plot is filling at a fast and furious rate.
The other choice is not to even attempt to hide the body. Keep it in plain sight. Place it in the Press Room where the reporters from the main street media will simply ignore it despite any associated repulsiveness. This choice has already proven to work effectively with Joe Biden, the National Labor Relations Board, 20 million illegal aliens, and the American Jobs Act of 2011.
Flip a coin. Roll dice. Play eenie, meenie, minie moe. It is time for a solution from the Oval Office.
Problem solved in typical Obama fashion.
October 21, 2011 at 6:15 pm |
Succinct with the effect of a rapier.
Bravo Cato!